Tuesday, January 5, 2010

I walked away from an attractive woman

I met her at the grocery store yesterday. I liked what I saw from behind, and so when I walked towards her, walking to the other side to see her face, she looked up from the box of avocados, at me, smiled, and said hi.
She was cross-eyed, and spoke with a lisp.

1 comment:

Reggie said...

Sure she may have been butt ugly, but maybe she was the one. I'd like to say that I didn't run away from a "butta face" or two, but I'd be lying. Who's to say that she wouldn't have provided you with an enriching, happy life filled with love and understanding and beautiful children............

Nah, all jokes aside, I'd have stepped off too!!!