Thursday, November 24, 2011

Ralette

Ralette Doumbay doumbay@gmail.com via craigslist.org to pers-xzg6c-265.
Nov 24


Hello im a pretty female looking for a serious longterm boyfriend is that really hard to find? Based on your craigslist posting and your sexy pic, you might be cool to kick it with. I know maybe this may not be the right place to meet people buti dont really go out much and people are not that friendly compared to the south. what I look for in a guy is someone who is really sexy nice smile someone who is funny, loves to hang out, educated, nice career,own place,and must be sexxy to like me lol because I am really really picky. I do love men from all over the world can speak different languges and who are mixed thats is so sexy to me. please get to know me and if you feel like you are a nice genuwine person please get back to me and we talk and take it from there. I'm a rebellius gal, and i dont go out of my way to piss my dad off but when i was in high school i went to senor prom with my best friend Demarius and my dad was pissed 'cause Demarius is half black half mexican (but acts 100% black) and so i've been dating black men ever since. not to spite my dad. well, just a little. but i do love the bruthas! any way i'm talking to much. Hope to here from you soon!
Ps do you have good credit? Mine sucks.

Iren


my name is Iren ; 708593244904ZDC

Hello,

I liked what you said on craigslist and find you interesting. I'm new to Beaverton and interested in meeting decent, educated and respectful people for engaging conversation and perhaps friendship. I'm a very slow mover with men now so coffee or breakfast initially would be nice. I used to be fast but I find that guys don't want a second date if I give up the poonanny on the first date. so, like Janet jackson says ( i hope you like janet jackson. i broke up with my last boyf riend because he didn't want to bone me with her music playing, despite my telling him how her music makes me wet), 'lets wait while. They also don't want a woman with 4 kids by maybe 4 of 7 different men who aren't in their lives, but thats another story I won't make you wait longer than a month. I know you got needs. I'm not really trying to advertise myself too much over the internet LOL! My name isn't really Iren. when i feel i can trust you, i'll tell you my birth name. Right now I'm interested in enjoying the company of a man who carries himself like a gentleman and who is respectful of women and not carrying too much baggage from previous relationships. I like being treated like an individual and in turn will do the same for you. I'm a woman who loves to laugh and act silly but will be a little shy and quite 'til I warm up to you. By the way, don't have me in the same room as a bottle of hennessey. That shit fucks me up every time and thats when i get outta my shell. Anyway, hope to hear from you. Take care.

Saturday, November 19, 2011

Alice

Alice Karekezi akarekezi77@gmail.com via craigslist.org to pers-xzg6c-265. Nov 17

i like your posting!
As you can see, i'm a beautiful, curvy white female, seeking a sweet guy with long term potential. Short term is friends with benefits. that'll work as well. I've always had a thing for heroes because as most know, they all have that one fatal flaw. Perfect in every way except that one and that's the best way thing in the world to me. No one is perfect. I'm not, and I certainly don't expect you to be. All I can hope for is that you'll overlook my flaws just like I will yours. I hope to hear from you soon. <3
I hope you like them thick. You're black so, I know you do! I don't fuck on the first date. Maybe oral by the 3rd date! Negative points if you're an asshole, a gangmember, a mute, full of himself, a user, an abuser, liar, thief, womanizer, or crazy. Or a sanctimonious bible thumper.

Here's the rundown:
PAST:
3 kids
3 fathers
3 marriages
3 divorces
Present:
0 man
0 kid
0 job
0 relationships
unemployment soon to run out
___________
Future
1 man + his attachments
1 relationship
Many good days, nice times & family vibes.

I haven't told you my age. That's not important. You can guess, but be realistic. if you guess me too old, then know that you'll be gettiong this relationship on the wrong foot.
P.S. My headgame is on point. That's what my last ex husband used to tell me.

Shelly


shellybisi@yahoo.co.uk via craigslist.org to pers-xzg6c-265. Nov 18

Thank God I saw your posting on craigslist! I'm totally siked about the possiblity of you getting to know me, that is' assuming that you will respond! Ok, here I go...Very young 40+, spiritually-mature Christian (have followed the Lord Jesus Christ since my salvation at age 9) desiring to meat a TRUE Christian man who also walks with the Lord; non-smoker and drinker, showing forth fruits that are kind, generous, thoughtful,well mannered, clean and neat in personal appearance, and who also enjoys hiking, beaches, swimming, bicycling, tennis, dinner theaters, positive movies,walking and traveling. And reading the Bible in the morning and at night. I am fun to be with, blonde hair, hazel eyes, healthy. Can't have kids though, sowwy! My mother died of uterine cancer, and my older sister had uterine cancer so I had my insides carved out. I attend church regularly and nothing or no one is as important to me than Jesus, his Father and the precious Holy Ghost, Hallelujah, so if I haven't scared you off, message me back.

Helen


Helen Cosmides fergusonwaggener404@hotmail.com to me Nov 18

Nice Craigslist posting!
I'm a Southern Belle from Arkansas that has a heart for God and wants the same in a man. I am new to the NW and feel a little lost at times in this sea of artsy, skinny jeans wearing men. :) I can tell from your pic that you don't wear skinny jeans! I can't either.
And speaking of skinny, I come from a family of skinny Southern Baptists. I'm fat and I'm a Mormon. I have 2 black babies that I adopted. I love love love black children! I did have a husband at the time but he didnt't feel the same. I now love Black men as well! If you are interested in knowing more about me reply and let's talk!


Sunday, July 24, 2011

a thought.


Each night I imagine my heart is a spinning ball of light that shines brighter and spins faster the more I think about it. And one morning I will give that light to someone.

Monday, July 4, 2011

my response

alieux casey to jpld63853
show details 10:50 PM ( 2 minutes ago)

It seems that you don't understand what it means when people don't respond to you, so here goes--57 year old, 5'3" thicker..bottom heavy BBW is a billion trillion light years away from what I'm looking for.
Sorry.










2nd attempt

----- Forwarded Message -----
From: "jpld63853@yahoo.com" <jpld63853@yahoo.com>
To: "pers-tpnqt-2476126862@craigslist.org" <pers-tpnqt-2476126862@craigslist.org>
Sent: Monday, July 4, 2011 4:50 PM
Subject: Flesh and blood human being...I read your post


Hi,
This is my second attempt at messaging you since you didn't respond the first time. I'll guess its because today is July 4th?
Is 57 to far away from your desired age for a woman? To repeat, I'm a 5'3" thicker..bottom heavy BBW. Is that cool? Here's my pic again...

3rd attempt

----- Forwarded Message -----
From: "jpld63853@yahoo.com" <jpld63853@yahoo.com>
To: "pers-tpnqt-2476126862@craigslist.org" <pers-tpnqt-2476126862@craigslist.org>
Sent: Monday, July 4, 2011 10:03 PM
Subject: Flesh and blood human being...I read your post

Sorry if I'm being impatient. This is the holiday weekend after all, but you did post your ad in Craigslist 2 days ago, and I wanna throw my hat in the ring before anyone else. You're a catch, I can tell. So am I. Get to know me. I won't ask again if I'm what you're looking for. My best friend says I need to believe I'm what you're looking for. So get back to me!

In response to a recent Craigslist posting


----- Forwarded Message -----
From: "jpld63853@yahoo.com" <jpld63853@yahoo.com>
To: "pers-tpnqt-2476126862@craigslist.org" <pers-tpnqt-2476126862@craigslist.org>
Sent: Sunday, July 3, 2011 9:50 PM
Subject: Flesh and blood human being...I read your post

Hello,
Is 57 to far away from your desired age for a woman? I've been told I look 40! I'm a 5'3" thicker..bottom heavy BBW that will be moving to the Portland area relatively soon. It would be great to get to know someone before I get there, the transition will be so much easier. You take very nice pictures, you are a handsome sort.... I guess you and I am not so different , I am single, educated, courteous, respectful, and funny...however that might be categorized as sardonic wit, in my regard! lol. I don't have any kids. I wanted to have kids, but I could never find a man to have one with me. I don't know why. I'm pretty, don't you think? My sister, mom and my best friend says i'm pretty. I'm his beard, and gays know a pretty woman when they see one.
I would enjoy getting to know you better, if you are interested in knowing me...you are welcome to write back or contact me on Yahoo instant messenger at the same address. Thank you, I look forward to hearing back from you. My picture is enclosed so you know with whom you are corresponding. Jeudi

Saturday, April 2, 2011

Hi There :) Inbox X Reply bluenasturtiums to pers-8pzt4-229. show details 9:20 AM (12 hours ago)

Oops my bad. I showed you my back. without showing you my front! my pussy, that is. You'll get a pic of that when you respond to me.

Friday, April 1, 2011

Nicole


Here's the last response:

Hi There :) Inbox X Reply bluenasturtiums to pers-8pzt4-229. show details 8:50 AM (5 hours ago) Hey, I came across your ad and I must admit: I was impressed. I have not met a lot of black men that have their life together, are educated and hold a good job. I really liked your picture too. You seem very handsome :) As for me, I am a 28 year old biracial woman. I am also a Christian- I have deep set Christian values and I do try to make it to church every Sunday but I sometimes miss the occasional one. I just recently moved to the area from Milwaukee WI and so far I am really loving it here. I am in good shape- I try to take care of myself- and so I applaud you for trying to lose weight! I am 5'5" and let's just say I got my mom's derriere (she is black :) I love cooking and going on hikes. I also like to bake! Maybe we could have a bake off one of these days? I bet I would win :) I also live in Beaverton so it wouldn't be a terrible commute to see eachother.If you are interested in meeting up for coffee I would love to get to know you better... -Nicole Me40K Download

Carlotta


would like to gain knowledge of if you're a valid gentleman
InboxX


Reply |Carlotta Reasor to pers-8pzt4-229.
show details Mar 30 (1 day ago)

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simply just want a response to indicate that you're most likely a true fellow. I'm a true lady in every sense of the word. all my body parts are real. you can ask my doctor. not my parents- my doctor. when you respond to me i'll figure you out to see if you're a real flesh and blood man. my heart's been broken too many times to take this seriously are you real? I am, now.

Thursday, March 31, 2011

Lorraine

This one just arrived to my in-box----

Lorraine E to pers-8pzt4-229.
show details 8:33 AM


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Hello, how are you today? I had a doctors appt this am and am getting ready to go back to work. I have to tell you I had a dream with someone that looks just like you...which compelled me to write. I remember thinking in my dream how appreciative I was to have you in my life. Well, maybe it will come true. I am a happy, positive, Christian lady. I look forward to going to church on Sunday. I love animals, enjoy cooking, reading, long walks, hikes, good conversation and friends. I'm Puerto Rican, 54 y/o, 4'11" and a bit chubby, to be honest. I am working very hard on losing weight, so we have that in common too. I will be happy to send you my pic when you write back.
Sincerely,
Lorraine

Her initials are BV

Here's a response to my CL ad. LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL B V to pers-8pzt4-229. show details 9:42 PM (10 hours ago) Hello, I enjoyed reading your CL post. It was refreshing to read about someone who describes himself as a good man and someone who has normal interests. From reading your post it seems we have a lot of common interests. I am a business woman and professional vocalist/musician. I'm a Latter Day Saint. I have a job, own my home and I am very family oriented. I am a new grandma of a one year old with another on the way. I have one 31 year old married daughter and 2 sons, 32 and 36. Some of my interests are travel, music ( I LOVE Lawrence Welk!), theatre, concerts, college football, classic cars, cooking, movies and laughter. I live down near the Eugene area, so I don’t know if that is too far away for you, but if not I would love to visit with you to see what else we may have in common. I have included a photo as you shared one of yourself. I hope to hear back from you, if you are interested in getting to know each other. Best Regards, B V. P.S. Do you like clogging?

Wednesday, March 30, 2011



MORNING, SEXY!!!!

I SAW YORU PIC THIS MORNING AND HAD TO THROW MY HAT IN THE RING AND TRY TO SNATCH YOU UP BEFORE THESE OTHER FAT BITCHES IN TOWN GOT TO YOU. MY NAME IS CYNDI, YES, I’M A BIG BEAUTIFUL ITALIAN WOMAN AS YOU CAN SEE FROM THE PIC. I AINT WORRIED ABOUT NOT LOOKING ANOREXIC. BLACK MEN LOVE A BIG GIRL. I AINT NEVER HAD A PROBLEM GETTING A BLACK MAN. Y’ALL KNOW A GOOD THING WHEN YALL SEE IT… ANYWAY, BEFORE MY BABY DADDY WITH HIS SORRY ASS COMES TO PICK HIS SON UP TO TAKE HIM TO SCHOOL I GOTTA FEED HIM BREAKFAST. HOLLA BACK ! WE GOTS TO TALK. PS I KNOW YOU LIKE TO EAT, YOU BEING BIG AND ALL. I’M A GREAT COOK. IN THE KITCHEN TOO, IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT! YES, I 'M IN YOUR AGE RANGE, SO DON'T EVEN TRIP!

Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Lucy, looking for Ricky


My younger sister is going thru the winter doldrums and needs a Spring "perk me up." She is an independent woman who prefers part time companionship vs fulltime dating. She owns her own, brand new home . She has lived in Salem in the past and loves to travel. She enjoys movies, concerts, plays, and just hanging out with good friends. She is not a smoker and only occasional social drinker. She has an artistic bend and her home reflects her talents in that area. Like Lucy, she hopes to find her Ricky and enjoy a relationship with fiesty spirit in it! What she does not want/need: Men with small peters or small minds , liars/con men/married men,or men seeking a "green card" wife!
She is interested in meeting men of any race as she is interested in other cultures. She is quirky and any man responding to this ad should not be overly conservative, religious, or machismo. She's kind of on the hefty side (between me and you, she should be glad anything with a third leg is even looking in her direction). She's a renewed virgin. Kind of like, when you pierce your ears but don't wear earrings for years, the hole closes up. That's how her pussy is, I bet. I'm sure it's dried up closed up and all dusty. You might be the one to open it. You know, re-bust her cherry. She hasn't dick since we were both in high school, or none that she's told me about, and she tells me everythign. It might put her in a better mood. besides, she's cramping my style. i've had to cancel quiote a few booty calls because she was sad and wanted me to go with her to see some dam chick flick that ends up puttng her in an even sadder mood, and i end up feeling burdened and more horny than I was when she called me. help a girl out, will ya?

P.S. Don't ask her about her not having much for eyebrows. long story.

well just to start off I 31 and I am very outgoing love to laugh and have fun. I love to make people laugh as well. I have a job and go to school as well . I can be serious when I need to be baut for the most part I am living my life to the best that I can . that being said, am not really loooking to jump head first into a relationship but if the potential is there so be it . I am basically looking to find a black man to suck off and to do other things with . I am a speak my mid kinda woman I dont do drama and drag . I believe that you r word is your word and you should stand beside it. I have been told that I am an old soul and I live by the old school type values . You treat people the way you want to be treated . so I hope to hear back form you I live in Hillsboro and go to school in aloha and work in aloha as well . I have attached a pic I've also been told i give excellent head . I even have references. I prefer meaty cocks. you're black, so, when is my lucky day?

Chola


For comic relief, I posted another Craigslist. I never expect anything serious to come of it. Here's a message I received this afternoon:

Chola Maria Sanchez to pers-8pzt4-229.
show details 2:09 PM (5 hours ago)


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Damn, i've been looking for a professional nigga to kick it with on the low while my boo is in prison. I can't get with anyone within his circle of friends because of -well you know, obvious reasons, but they's never expect I'd be with someone like you. Dude, you thick and everything , how I like. And you write proper, like you might be professional and shit. I don't want no bony ass- nigga, and you thick. And you look mean, but I can tell you got some sweetness going on, you said you like kids. I got only 1. I'm what my girls call a closet catholic. I ain't got no problem getting abortions, know what I'm saying. I ain't using no rubbers either. I'm catholic. All I wanna know is can you hold it down in the bedroom where it counts? R u thick where it counts? What's your tongue game like? And don't act all innocent when we meet. Aint no need to beat around the bush. You aint gotta wine and dine me, but you do gotta 69 me. know what I'm saying? see my pic. you know you like it! Hit a bitch up! Keep it deuces, nigga!


All I can do is shake my head