Thursday, March 31, 2011

Lorraine

This one just arrived to my in-box----

Lorraine E to pers-8pzt4-229.
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Hello, how are you today? I had a doctors appt this am and am getting ready to go back to work. I have to tell you I had a dream with someone that looks just like you...which compelled me to write. I remember thinking in my dream how appreciative I was to have you in my life. Well, maybe it will come true. I am a happy, positive, Christian lady. I look forward to going to church on Sunday. I love animals, enjoy cooking, reading, long walks, hikes, good conversation and friends. I'm Puerto Rican, 54 y/o, 4'11" and a bit chubby, to be honest. I am working very hard on losing weight, so we have that in common too. I will be happy to send you my pic when you write back.
Sincerely,
Lorraine

Her initials are BV

Here's a response to my CL ad. LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL B V to pers-8pzt4-229. show details 9:42 PM (10 hours ago) Hello, I enjoyed reading your CL post. It was refreshing to read about someone who describes himself as a good man and someone who has normal interests. From reading your post it seems we have a lot of common interests. I am a business woman and professional vocalist/musician. I'm a Latter Day Saint. I have a job, own my home and I am very family oriented. I am a new grandma of a one year old with another on the way. I have one 31 year old married daughter and 2 sons, 32 and 36. Some of my interests are travel, music ( I LOVE Lawrence Welk!), theatre, concerts, college football, classic cars, cooking, movies and laughter. I live down near the Eugene area, so I don’t know if that is too far away for you, but if not I would love to visit with you to see what else we may have in common. I have included a photo as you shared one of yourself. I hope to hear back from you, if you are interested in getting to know each other. Best Regards, B V. P.S. Do you like clogging?

Wednesday, March 30, 2011



MORNING, SEXY!!!!

I SAW YORU PIC THIS MORNING AND HAD TO THROW MY HAT IN THE RING AND TRY TO SNATCH YOU UP BEFORE THESE OTHER FAT BITCHES IN TOWN GOT TO YOU. MY NAME IS CYNDI, YES, I’M A BIG BEAUTIFUL ITALIAN WOMAN AS YOU CAN SEE FROM THE PIC. I AINT WORRIED ABOUT NOT LOOKING ANOREXIC. BLACK MEN LOVE A BIG GIRL. I AINT NEVER HAD A PROBLEM GETTING A BLACK MAN. Y’ALL KNOW A GOOD THING WHEN YALL SEE IT… ANYWAY, BEFORE MY BABY DADDY WITH HIS SORRY ASS COMES TO PICK HIS SON UP TO TAKE HIM TO SCHOOL I GOTTA FEED HIM BREAKFAST. HOLLA BACK ! WE GOTS TO TALK. PS I KNOW YOU LIKE TO EAT, YOU BEING BIG AND ALL. I’M A GREAT COOK. IN THE KITCHEN TOO, IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT! YES, I 'M IN YOUR AGE RANGE, SO DON'T EVEN TRIP!

Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Lucy, looking for Ricky


My younger sister is going thru the winter doldrums and needs a Spring "perk me up." She is an independent woman who prefers part time companionship vs fulltime dating. She owns her own, brand new home . She has lived in Salem in the past and loves to travel. She enjoys movies, concerts, plays, and just hanging out with good friends. She is not a smoker and only occasional social drinker. She has an artistic bend and her home reflects her talents in that area. Like Lucy, she hopes to find her Ricky and enjoy a relationship with fiesty spirit in it! What she does not want/need: Men with small peters or small minds , liars/con men/married men,or men seeking a "green card" wife!
She is interested in meeting men of any race as she is interested in other cultures. She is quirky and any man responding to this ad should not be overly conservative, religious, or machismo. She's kind of on the hefty side (between me and you, she should be glad anything with a third leg is even looking in her direction). She's a renewed virgin. Kind of like, when you pierce your ears but don't wear earrings for years, the hole closes up. That's how her pussy is, I bet. I'm sure it's dried up closed up and all dusty. You might be the one to open it. You know, re-bust her cherry. She hasn't dick since we were both in high school, or none that she's told me about, and she tells me everythign. It might put her in a better mood. besides, she's cramping my style. i've had to cancel quiote a few booty calls because she was sad and wanted me to go with her to see some dam chick flick that ends up puttng her in an even sadder mood, and i end up feeling burdened and more horny than I was when she called me. help a girl out, will ya?

P.S. Don't ask her about her not having much for eyebrows. long story.

well just to start off I 31 and I am very outgoing love to laugh and have fun. I love to make people laugh as well. I have a job and go to school as well . I can be serious when I need to be baut for the most part I am living my life to the best that I can . that being said, am not really loooking to jump head first into a relationship but if the potential is there so be it . I am basically looking to find a black man to suck off and to do other things with . I am a speak my mid kinda woman I dont do drama and drag . I believe that you r word is your word and you should stand beside it. I have been told that I am an old soul and I live by the old school type values . You treat people the way you want to be treated . so I hope to hear back form you I live in Hillsboro and go to school in aloha and work in aloha as well . I have attached a pic I've also been told i give excellent head . I even have references. I prefer meaty cocks. you're black, so, when is my lucky day?

Chola


For comic relief, I posted another Craigslist. I never expect anything serious to come of it. Here's a message I received this afternoon:

Chola Maria Sanchez to pers-8pzt4-229.
show details 2:09 PM (5 hours ago)


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Damn, i've been looking for a professional nigga to kick it with on the low while my boo is in prison. I can't get with anyone within his circle of friends because of -well you know, obvious reasons, but they's never expect I'd be with someone like you. Dude, you thick and everything , how I like. And you write proper, like you might be professional and shit. I don't want no bony ass- nigga, and you thick. And you look mean, but I can tell you got some sweetness going on, you said you like kids. I got only 1. I'm what my girls call a closet catholic. I ain't got no problem getting abortions, know what I'm saying. I ain't using no rubbers either. I'm catholic. All I wanna know is can you hold it down in the bedroom where it counts? R u thick where it counts? What's your tongue game like? And don't act all innocent when we meet. Aint no need to beat around the bush. You aint gotta wine and dine me, but you do gotta 69 me. know what I'm saying? see my pic. you know you like it! Hit a bitch up! Keep it deuces, nigga!


All I can do is shake my head